"Pluto, and other lies my teacher told me"

So after blogging my way through the nail-biting episode of my wife's Valentine's Day bouquet (which, sadly, does need to be replaced after all* - it seems that sitting on the tarmac in Indianapolis during a blizzard can result in frozen water in the ol' xylem and phloem - not good), and given the pending nature of the so-called Fairness Doctine, I figured I'd better talk about daughterinlawofasillyperson's (sorry mom) Valentine's Day gift to me: we're going to Brave New Workshop's production of this blog entry's eponym later tonight (review possibly pending - or should that be possible review pending - take your pick).

I've chronicled BNW productions before, so I'll let their website and my previous review of "The Left, The Right, and The Ugly" tell you what you need to know about what we'll be seeing tonight, but I do want to share this: if you've got half an hour or so to spare (as I did the other night), check out the BNW's Artistic Director's blog: Tales of Adorable Danger. Caleb McEwen and I may not have much in common on our respective political platforms, but the man is out-and-out hilarious. If you're pressed for time, limit yourself to his recap of the Super Bowl broadcast. If your sense of humor is anything like mine, you'll bookmark his site and come back for more. Enjoy!


*But let me squeeze in another shameless plug for my new patron saintess of customer service excellence, Hannah from ProFlowers: the bouquet is being replaced free of charge, and they're throwing in another vase and expedited shipping too. Dang, should have said the chocolates were damaged somehow, too - ah well.